OK, I promise I will tie these three things together. While for the past three or four days it has felt that we were heading home in some fashion, today that feeling became even more real. We made it to La Crosse, WI, and are less than 200 miles away from Golden Valley. It feels right to be where we are at, and we do want to be home.
We are not desperate to be there, though. Interestingly enough, one of the main reasons why we are anxious to be home is that we REALLY want to be in our kitchen and cooking. Honestly, we have talked about menus that would feed us for weeks!
It isn't like we have eaten food we have to had to unwrap for the past two weeks. We tried to find at least one good meal each day and sometimes we even had more than that. I limited my intake of biscuits and gravy and sometimes I even ate fruit! A few meals were memorable and were good enough to influence future menus. That was fun as we are pretty food-centric.
It has helped that we have stayed in pretty nice places. Aside from one poorly chosen EconoLodge, we have had nice beds and usually they came with good breakfasts. I have to say that hotel breakfasts have vastly improved over the years. And they have fruit!
But being on the road and in hotels for this many days does provide a few good stories. At the end of this post there is a video and a photo of two of the many hotel bathrooms we have experienced. In the video of the toilet (don't worry) you can hear the woman who haunted that room SCREAM when the toilet was flushed. (sorry, but apparently I can't upload a video, but trust me it is funny) The other photo is of a shower that we came across. I am a huge advocate of grab bars in a showers because I am old and fear slipping in the shower as much as any one. But this bathtub just confused me. But no broken hips, so they worked.
Now I generally do not mention Corn Jerkers. In fact, I don't think that I have ever mentioned them. But in our meanderings in Illinois we came across Hoopeston Area School District, home of the Corn Jerkers. Really. We saw it and then drove around the block to make sure we saw it correctly. Historically Corn Jerkers were men (!) who jerked corn. This meant that they harvested corn by hand by jerking the ear from the stalk, stripping it, and tossing it in the wagon. Really. We always believe Wikipedia. The mascot, a handsome corn jerker, is an ear of corn named Jerky. This is all too good to make up. It is almost as good as the mascot of Fisher, Illinois, a neighboring town. They terrified their opponents because they were the Fisher Bunnies. They wear bunny feet on their uniforms. aas a sign of their fierceness and bunny-dom. We sure love the back roads.
Today we snuck into La Crosse just ahead of Octoberfest. While it isn't Munich, La Crosse has a pretty well-known knock-off fest. Thousands pour into town to pour down beer, lots of it. Tonight the city was peaceful, but tomorrow it will be a bit more crowded. By the time the party starts, we hope to be home on on our patio starting our own Octoberfest, but until then, we will just enjoy the sunset.





























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